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We’ll help Indonesia kill activists

Note: This entry has been restored from old archives.

It would seem that Australia agrees to let Indonesia do whatever they want to “suppress” the Papuan independence movement; that seems to be one of the points of a recent treaty. Ignore the headline nuclear bollocks, the stuff where we agree to help them suppress activists is far more interesting.

Of course, I don’t know how “evil” these activists are, for all I know it may be that they kill kittens and eat puppies. Plus I’ve only read an SMH report on the treaty, the actual document might be packed full of clauses that water it down and make it nothing more than the usual political fellatio.

Anyway, we can’t let poor old Indonesia loose a whole bunch of mineral and petroleum resources just because the area happens to be full of people who are inconveniently not Indonesian.

If you’re not like me and you’re willing to fight for a cause that is not my cause then I dub you terrorist; you will die.


Note: This entry has been restored from old archives.

I don’t know if birdflu is as much of a news item back home as it is here in the UK. The UK is in the position of being at the far west of Europe and watching the gradual westward spread of birdflu. Media scaremongering is high.

My observations of the news here leave me with one important point to make: Birds have wings you fucking twats. You know, they’re kind of known for their ability to fly. Never heard the phrase “as free as a bird”?

I don’t know who I’m directing that to, probably some government officials who are feeding a prepared statement to the media when they ask “what are you doing about this?”. Quarantining turkey farms? There are swans flying around with birdflu.

Time for swan-radar and depleted uranium swan eliminating rounds on jets. Surface to swan missiles?

Look, this is just the ecosystem’s way of killing off the weak. Get over it, or die.