Has the spark gone out of your marriage? Ready to give in to the modern virtual inevitability of separation? Then pop down to your local Tesco supermarket and pick up the Separation & Divorce kit for only £14.99!

I wouldn’t even try to venture a guess as to what surprising product I find on offer from Tesco next.

[I came across this while trying to find out if Tesco will sell me some potting mix online, surprisingly one thing you can’t get from Tesco.com is dirt!]